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March 5, 2008

March Mini Movie Reviews

Filed under: Movies — Valorie Hoye @ 1:40 pm

My movie reviewing days may be behind me, but I haven’t stopped having opinions on what I see. Here are a few recent selections:

There Will Be Blood – A grim but likely realistic portrait of the life of an oil prospector in Texas at the turn of the last century. This film is all about Daniel Day-Lewis’ performance. Some have criticized his acting as technical rather than organic, but the point is moot. It is a brilliant performance and well deserving of the Oscar.

The Other Boleyn Girl – A film about passion that somehow fails to arouse it in the viewer. The stars are all pretty, but the performances are simply adequate. Natalie Portman is the best of the bunch as the doomed Anne. The editing varied from clever to horribly disruptive. Historically simplified, but at least they didn’t cop out on the ending. Worth a rental but don’t pay full price.

3:10 to Yuma – Christian Bale continues to prove his versatility, this time as a father willing to take a horrible risk to improve his family’s lot in life. The tension with Russell Crowe is enjoyable, but you get the impression even Crowe knows he’s outclassed here. Consistently well acted. Kudos to the sound effects team for some exciting moments.

War of the Worlds (2005) – The characters exist separately from the plot and therefore do not develop in any way. At least one person disappears for a third of the movie only to reappear with no explanation. The central conflict of the story is resolved in a voice-over at the end, which is unforgivable. Cool special effects cannot save this stinker. Steven Spielberg should have known better.

If you like mini movie reviews, you will like I’m not as talented with haiku as Leeny is, but:

flicks reviewed
brief, with great wit



  1. I love the closing Haiku. And dito on Leeny’s talent – it takes a great writer to put those together and I just don’t have the knack or the patience for it. My verbal diarrhea tends to transfer onto the page (thought much more organized…or so I like to think).

    And you’re movie reviewing days are NEVER complete over. Any time you feel the need for podcasting, let me know. We’d love to have you back in a second!

    Comment by Marina — March 5, 2008 @ 3:07 pm | Reply

  2. finally got to see the infamous There Will Be Blood… Daniel-Day Lewis’ performance was top-notch. He takes well to the overbearing, violent father-figure role — he also did this in Gangs of New York.

    Comment by patrick — April 1, 2008 @ 10:01 am | Reply

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